handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
Everyone asks what the fox says. No one asks what doe the fox think or feel….
OMG IT’S BACK
I didn’t know what to expect but now I’m physically crying
dont push bitch
can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something
PLACES THAT NEED TO CALM DOWN: EUROPE.
Bill Nye The Science Guy, “Atoms” (1997).
why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia
Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it
that hasnt stopped any corporations before
When people ask me things during class
When people ask me to summarize Kingdom Hearts
the city of townsville
IS UNDER ATTACK